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Keling kulishamiz :)))....
perfect_GirL: Ikkita jinni 9-etajkani tegiga turvolib - Mashu dommi boyyyii rrrooosaaali balaaan odam qurgan a - desa ikkinchisi - Yoge jinnimisan bu dommi birinchi yotqizib qurishgande keyin Kranda turgazishgan - dibdi..Iyaa aa aa aa
Casual: Bwahahaha!
TragedyWriter: эринасдан укиб чикдимааа
Mirsa: - Yo hudo, Anqara Shveytsariya poytahti bo'p qosin, Anqara Shveytsariya poytahti bo'p qosin. - Ha, o'g'lim tinchlimi? - E oyi, bugun Geografiydan test topshiruvdim. ******************************* Bitta O'zbek bilan Bitta o'ris o'rmonda bitta nemisni topvolishipti. Darrov asirga olishipti. Shunda Ivan So'rapti: - Ey, Abdurayim ti nemetskiy znaesh? - Ninayu Ivan, ninayu, Zato angliyskiy znayu! - Davay togda doprashivay po angliyskiy? Abdurayum akayam nemisni qorniga bir tepib: Vatiz yo neym? dib so'rabti. Ivan ham kallasiga bir tushirib: On spashivaet: Vatiz yo neym! NEmis bechora tushunmasmush. Abdurayim aka, avtomatni teskarisi bilan bir urib so'rabdi: Vatiz yo neym? Nemis gapirvoripti: May neym iz Shnayder! Ivan: Ti ponel cho on govoril? Abdurayim aka: Ya ponel no on vryot! Yugurub kelib bir tepib, yana surabdi: VAtiz yo neym? Nemis bechora uzbekcha gapirvoripti: Aka otim Snayder, mani otim Shayder! , disa Abdurayim aka yana bitta urib: Man sani otini nima qilaman, nechta tanklarin bor dib surayappan, dermish! ************* Ikta g'isht 10-qavatdan tushib kelyaptikan. Bittasi ikkinchidan so'rapti: - san kimi boshiga tushyapsan? - Huv anuvi injenerni boshiga. - Boshiga kaska kiyvoganu, baribir ta'sir qimiydi. - Yo'li borda ukam. -Qanaqa? - Andreeeeeey! Shu payt Andrey tepadan kim chaqiryaptikan dib boshini kutaripti! *************************** Bola qizni otasini oldiga borib: - Man sizzi qizizga uylanmoqchiman, dibti - Yaxshi, oyisi bilan gaplashib kurdinmi? so'rabdi adasi. - Ha gaplashib kurdim, lekin baribir manga qiziz yoqdi. *************************** - Salom dada, tanishin bu Vasya. - Yaxshi, a san kimsan? ******************** - dada man uylanyappan. - Kimga - qo'shni domdagi Sergeyga! - Jinnimisan ahir u bola-ku? - Iye dada 30ga kirganu, qanaqasiga bola bo'lsin! **************** - Vovka man sanga necha marta aytdim, bollani lopatka bilan boshiga urma dib, Terlab keyin shamollab qolasan ahir!
MrExclusive:
A_Person: Qoyil okajon paqat ofarin disa bo`ladi!!!
perfect_GirL: 3-Zorakan
perfect_GirL: - Bir kuni kimmi askarlari kuchliligini sinash maqsadida Ormonga USA, Rossiya va Uzbelani askarlarini yigishiptide...Keyin 1ta quyonni ormonga qoyib yuborin etibdi "Kim mashi quyonni qancha qisqa muddatda tutolsa usha g'olib xisoblanadi" dibdi. 1-quyonni qoyvoribdi USA 15 minutda tutib kepti. 2-quyonni qoyvoribdi Rossiya 1 soat 30 minutda tutib kepti. 3-quyonni qoyvoribdi Uzbek soldatlari ana kelarmush mana kelarmush. Kech bop qopti uje. Oradan 24 soat otib ketibdi haliyam yomush. Keyin obbo Bu Uzbela tagin yovvoyi hayvonga yem bogan bosaya dib hammani ishga solib Soldatlani qidira ketishibdi. Vertalyutlada hamma yoqqa Pronjektorla qoyib...Vertalyotdan qarashsa biiir burchekda Uzbek soldatlari yigilib turvoganakan. Saal yaqinro borishsa Uzbela bitta boriga Miltiq oxtalib turganakan "Xozir borib quyonni yeb qoydim" disan dib
Muhibul_Jannah: MIrsaid aka vashe gap yo''''
Mia Colucci: - Оддий аскар Тошматов! - Мен! - Лейтенант Эшматовани тан махрамликка олишга розимисиз? - Худди шундай! - Сизга 3 ойлик асал ойи эълон киламан! - Ватанимга хизмат киламан!
ikbaljohn: How to drive people insane - At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. - Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. - Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." - Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. - In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." - Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." - Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) - Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." - Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Mia Colucci: ikbaljohn пишет: - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) ikbaljohn sizzi tasavvur qivomman shunaqa holatda
ikbaljohn: Mia Colucci пишет: ikbaljohn sizzi tasavvur qivomman shunaqa holatda Manam o'zimmi bu kiyimlarda noqulay xis qilyapman...
hoosier: ikbaljohn пишет: - In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." mana shunga dumaladim lekin , manam shunaqa qilib yozsammikan hammaga....vaashe otpadd
ikbaljohn: Bemalol yozuvrin shinaqa dip..
ikbaljohn: Летят Ватсон и Холмс на воздушном шаре. Попали в туман и заблудились. Через некоторое время спускаются над каким-то городом. Смотрят - идет мужик. - Милейший, не подскажете, где мы находимся? Мужик подумал, посмотрел на них и сказал: - На воздушном шаре. Холмс: - Определенно, это программист. Ватсон: - Как вы догадались? - Во-первых, он подумал перед ответом. Во-вторых, он ответил абсолютно точно. В-третьих, его ответ совершенно бесполезен.
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